South African Jokes about South African lawyers

Why do South African lawyers always wear shoes?
If they did not they would leave a trail of slime.
Why was it snowing in the Kalahari desert the other day?
A South African lawyer only told a half lie.
What is the difference between a South African lawyer and a tsetse fly?
One of them has wings.
What is the difference between a South African lawyer and a lump of dry white shit?
The dry white shit is easier to dispose of.
How many South African lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Nothing ever changes in the South African judiciary.
What is the difference between a South African lawyer and a skunk?
The skunk does not smell as bad.
How do you know if there is a South African lawyer in the bath?
You can see a big green scaly tail sticking out from behind the door.
What is the difference between a South African lawyer and a pig?
You can at least eat pigs.
How do you amaze a South African lawyer?
Tell him the truth.
What is the difference between a South African lawyer and a crocodile?
You cannot drown crocodiles.
What did the South African lawyer cross the road?
Who cares? Put your foot on the accelerator.
What is the difference between a South African lawyer and a cockroach?
You can sometimes use insect repellent on the cockroach.
How do South African lawyers know that it is Christmas?
Someone filed a lawsuit.
What is the similarity between a South African lawyer and a SA journalist?
They are both crap artists.
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