| South African Jokes about South African lawyers |
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| Why
do South African lawyers always wear shoes? If they did not they would leave a trail of slime. |
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| Why
was it snowing in the Kalahari desert the other day? A South African lawyer only told a half lie. |
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| What
is the difference between a South African lawyer and a tsetse fly? One of them has wings. |
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| What
is the difference between a South African lawyer and a lump of dry white
shit? The dry white shit is easier to dispose of. |
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| How
many South African lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Nothing ever changes in the South African judiciary. |
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| What
is the difference between a South African lawyer and a skunk? The skunk does not smell as bad. |
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| How
do you know if there is a South African lawyer in the bath? You can see a big green scaly tail sticking out from behind the door. |
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| What
is the difference between a South African lawyer and a pig? You can at least eat pigs. |
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| How
do you amaze a South African lawyer? Tell him the truth. |
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| What
is the difference between a South African lawyer and a crocodile? You cannot drown crocodiles. |
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| What
did the South African lawyer cross the road? Who cares? Put your foot on the accelerator. |
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| What
is the difference between a South African lawyer and a cockroach? You can sometimes use insect repellent on the cockroach. |
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| How
do South African lawyers know that it is Christmas? Someone filed a lawsuit. |
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| What
is the similarity between a South African lawyer and a SA journalist? They are both crap artists. |
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