South African jokes about South African journalists

Why did the South African journalist have moral outrage?
A man had sex with a woman.
Why did the South African journalist have even more moral outrage?
A man did not have sex with a man.
What is the difference between a South african journalist and a homosexual?
Nothing.
Why did the South African journalist laugh?
Somebody tried to get a story in the newspaper without paying them an 'advertising' bribe.
How many South African journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb, the other four to write a feature article on this important event.
Why was it snowing on the beach in Nelson Mandela Bay last week?
A journalist printed a story about a romance between a man and a woman.
What is the similarity between a South African lawyer and a SA journalist?
The one lies about rights, the other writes about lies.
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