South African jokes about South African women
How many South African women does it take to change a light bulb?
But I thought they changed themselves?
Why was the South African woman banned from British airways?
Her perfume set off the smoke detectors.
What did the South african man do when his wife committed adultery?
He shot his British neighbor.
How do South African white women know that its Christmas?
The house is a bit dirty.
Why did the South African woman break her fingernail?
Naah, its never happened.
Why did the South African chick cross the road?
She thought she saw a British cock.
How many South African women does it take to change a light bulb?
No South African woman has ever accomplished this dangerous manly task.
Why did the South African white woman starve?
Her car broke down, and she had forgotten how to walk.
Why are South African women the best drug smugglers?
Police dogs recoil from the smell of their perfume.
Why did the South African woman not laugh at the SA man's jokes?
She only laughs when British guys tell them.
Why do South African women weigh themselves in kilograms and not pounds?
She weighs her boyfriends in pounds and it would get confusing.
How many South African women does it take to change a car tyre?
Just one, as long as she is wearing a miniskirt.
How do you put a South African woman on a diet?
Fire the maid.
Why was it snowing on the beach in Durban last week?
A South African woman did not commit adultery that day.
Why did the South African woman get a divorce?
Marriage for them is like rugby: All about passing the balls on.
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